Thursday

Where fear is present, wisdom cannot be

Okay so I'm sitting here watching the Tyra Banks show and today's show deals with a serious topic. I'm shocked that her guests even had the balls to fly to L.A. and actually sit on the stage to discuss the moral dillema that is crippling their existence. I have to admire those folks for facing their obstacles face on. Lord knows that amidst all the global catastrophies and the on going war against terrorism, regular everyday people such as her guests, are combating an internal war against the insurgents that stand in the way of living their lives normally. Those guests were minimized to tears and some even literally, were fearful of mentioning their troubles to Tyra and the audience.

Okay so you're probably wondering what the topic was right? Get ready for this one, its really disturbing, and if you're under the age of 18 I suggest you get a parent to supervise you at this point because no child should ever have to learn about this without the penalty of lifelong mental scars........................

Today's show as about.........................................................phobias.

Yes, phobias...the persistant fear of an object that would compel one to avoid it for the rest of their lives.

I mean, this is way beyond serious, the pictures below can atest to it. One guest was afraid of.... styrofoam.




and in order to get over her fear, Tyra took her to a styrofoam factory!!!!!! WOW I was singlehandedly convinced that the woman must be a superwoman seeing her being terroized by massive amounts of the enemy: the evil styrofoam.

Another guest was afraid of something that I'm sure millions (maybe billions) of us don't want to acknoledge its existence due to its disturbing appearance. The young woman would literally RUN across the street away from it in order to avoid it. What was she afraid of.......gnomes.




YES, maybe alot of us are in denial but we all know that these gnomes are capable of doing anything of the criminal capacity, like, sit on our front lawns day IN and day OUT just staring at us and probably spying on us to report back to our nations intelligence program as part of the Anti Terrorism Act. We treasure our illegal family members and we DO NOT condone anyone or anything to take away the rights of our brother (who is actually my mothers cousin' brother-in-law) whom we sponsored through my sister (who is actually my aunt)......


Finally, and this was the most excruciating of all, it was actually Tyra who chose to over come her phobia of................ Dolphins.



Look at it......is it.....................SNICKERING at me??????? This animal is clearly of the demonic species......I quite frankly think at this point of the show they should have warned the viewers otherwise I would have never gotten a headache from crying so much........Tyra has moved up on my list of phenomenal women........................



Drought? please, Starvation!Nothing a little dog food won't cure so get over it! CIVIL WAR?? isn't that like 1988????? KATRINA??????????????????????????? wtf??? are you STILL stuck on that?????????

CLEARLY people have bigger and more dire issues....clowns, styrofoam, gnomes, dolphin, pennies.......they can take over your lives, and I give a round of applause from the heart to those who face them on the daily basis yet STILL manage to live their lives just like anyone else. Oh woe to the world.....it is slowly falling apart one gnome at a time....

3 Comments:

Blogger SleepDepraved said...

Hehehehe...........I am suprised that you were suprised by the kind of topics that are on daytime talk shows. But seriously I don't why people expect America to care about anything other than their interest. What would American gain by helping the starving? There is no incentive in it for them apart from it being viewed as a noble act.

2:41 PM  
Blogger q said...

lol oh you are too kind...

2:06 PM  
Blogger Vegas said...

ha ha...ur funny! i enjoyed that post quite a bit. i actually watched that episode..and my sentiments are exactly the same. You put it so well!

11:50 PM  

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